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deisebabe Posts: 740
Any ideas of what i could do bridey? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
WifeZilla Posts: 1222
Well Deise babe, anything you do to him, he'll love it. He's a man after all. Tart yourself up, put on next to nothing..actually, wear nothing but a pair of stilletos or boots or something and walk around the house. It's bound to catch his attention. If he's in the livingroom or something, bring the duster (!!) and start dusting around him. He'll be like "WHOAAAAA!!!". Tell him to shut the f*ck up, you're cleaning and walk over to him. Push him back on the sofa (they like us to dominate sometimes!), unzip his pants, get on your knees and give him a blowjob. Don't "finish him off" and have him begging for more. That's when you take it onto the bedroom, or maybe over the couch, in the shed or whereever yis fancy! Oh, make sure you have a bikini wax or a brazillian or something 'cos it really adds to the porno factor. If you don't normally watch porn, stick a porno or something sexy on the dvd and watch him go mad. He'll think he's marrying a sex goddess!! God i really have a vivid imagination! Time to take a cold shower now! ;)
snowwhite Posts: 1034
brideywidey you forgot to mention make sure the blinds are down or you will have the whole neighbour hood watching (and enjoying too) :lol:
WifeZilla Posts: 1222
Oh yeah, hee hee, that's VERY IMPORTANT!! Jeysus if our neighbours saw us, the entire village would come over and torch the house!
ohsohappybride Posts: 3476
MY GOD BRIDEY, your imagination has run wild. You have me in stitches laughing! :shock: :D
Sparklymum Posts: 1563
Wasn't it Jerry Hall who said a wife needs to be a Model on an outing, a Good Cook in the Kitchen and a Whore in the Bedroom.... mind you didn't keep Mick for her, so maybe not such good advice. Bridey hope this wasn't his first inital view of you coming at him, lol [img:1rt4jk6x]http://www.caseytebo.com/images/ms.jpg[/img:1rt4jk6x][/img]
Christmas B Posts: 6191
[color=red:2znilz5w][b:2znilz5w]WOOOHOOOO!!! You go girl!!![/b:2znilz5w][/color:2znilz5w] [img:2znilz5w]http://www.johlee.co.uk/images/deskmate-kahli-chair01.jpg[/img:2znilz5w]
WifeZilla Posts: 1222
No Sparklymum, i wasn't actually clothed at the time! ;)
deisebabe Posts: 740
Thanks for the advice bridey. Was more think along the lines of something i can do to him while we are away.We are going away for the bank holiday weekend to kilarnay. Was thinking of something outdoors ;) but don't think we will get the weather for it.
Mistified Posts: 2680
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! :shock: